What Services Do You Offer?

(Yes, I do more than just look cool.)

"Ah, you’ve come to the right place! Brownpool’s not just about epic one-liners and saving the world (though, I do those things too… in my downtime). Let me break it down for you while I hack into your heart (yes, that’s a Mr. Robot reference—you’re welcome).

Web Development

Think Eren Jaeger going Titan—BOOM, I build websites like that. Except, I leave them less destructive. Custom code that actually works? Insert dramatic Attack on Titan soundtrack—I got you.

Software Architecture

Picture Mr. Robot planning an infiltration. That’s me architecting your software. I’ll be the mastermind behind the scenes, setting up your tech with the precision of a hacker who just stole a million bitcoins (don’t ask how I know that).

Consulting & Freelance Services

Need advice on your next big tech move? Or someone to do the work for you because you’re too busy saving the world? Freelance, consulting—it’s all in my bag of tricks. Brownpool delivers, minus the cape.

Code Review

I’ll review your code like Levi reviews his team—ruthless, efficient, and with more than a few sarcastic comments. Setting coding standards so high that even Colossal Titans couldn’t step over them.

Mentoring

Remember that time when Eren learned to control his powers? Yeah, that’ll be you after my mentoring sessions. I’ll guide you through the tech jungle like I’m your sarcastic Sherpa, minus the actual hiking (because seriously, who likes hiking?).

So, whether you need a website, a bit of mentoring, or some serious code review, Brownpool’s the mercenary for the job. Bonus: No coconut jokes. (You thought I was going there, didn’t you?)"